Sludge monkey

A poop that has the consistancy of chillie the next morning after having a long night of drinking. its similer to beer shits but way way way worse.

"Dude Tom, last night was hella crazy and im hung over as shit how do you feel?"

"man im just on the toilet making a sludge monkey and its awfull.

by god sammit January 26, 2011

sludge monkey

when a man ejaculates on a woman's unshaven vagina

that man made a sludge monkey of that vag!

by Danaco March 22, 2008

sludge monkey

what came out of anthonys anus.

joan osbourne

by Anonymous October 12, 2003