When you hate someone and so much and no dick meaning you wouldn't hump them for $1M and slow meaning they are as slow as a retard.
Slow no dick, Tseries
by username420 November 19, 2020
by Gold 123456789 October 27, 2013
When a rather unattractive man is dating an attractive female, an explanation could be because he has an unusually large penis AKA Slow Dick. Similar to a mentally challenged person having unusual strength (Retard Strength) it is often said that a mentally challenged make has an unusually large penis (Slow Dick)
by Yermom Ghostuckollidge September 11, 2017
A dick that erects like an old swan. Similar to "Snail dick" it is crooked and bent like a swans neck or a snail's back. Those who have SLOW DICK tend to have crusty, salmon smelling smegma.
Slow dick is usually used as an insult unless one takes pride in having one. It can also be used to describe a male's genitalia.
Slow dick is usually used as an insult unless one takes pride in having one. It can also be used to describe a male's genitalia.
Bitch you got a slow dick!
Dont bring ur slow dick over here!!
Eww, that cunt got a slow dick *face of disgust*
What a grimey ass nikka, he got slow dick!!?
I dont fucks with the slow dick, that shit is nasty.
He got a slow dick.
Dont bring ur slow dick over here!!
Eww, that cunt got a slow dick *face of disgust*
What a grimey ass nikka, he got slow dick!!?
I dont fucks with the slow dick, that shit is nasty.
He got a slow dick.
by SLOW DICK MASTER June 15, 2011