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Sloppy Loppy 

When you forget to clean yourself up after a meeting with the bosses and sit down in your chair, then need to change into clean pants.
Shit. I gotta run home, I accidentally did a sloppy Loppy this morning.
Sloppy Loppy by Rodney Carlson December 22, 2022

Sloppy Loppy 

Another saying for giving a girl head or oral-sex
A Cunnilingus if you will...
" Her pussy was looking so wet today I have to give her some sloppy loppy and soak up all those juices"
Sloppy Loppy by Hopeless_romantik August 26, 2023

Sloppy Ja-loppy 

Term used when your diarrhoea is so violent, you’re not just wiping your hole, but you need to wipe both arse cheeks. Alternatively, a quick shower will help clean up any mess you’ve made on yourself.
Rylan: “Chook! I need a new toilet bowl after that!”
Timothy: “Aw why Chook?!”
Rylan: “I just done a massive sloppy ja-loppy and I may need to have a shower now!”
Sloppy Ja-loppy by AwYouAreJokin February 13, 2018

southern sloppytoppy 

A particularly sloppy blowjob with Louisiana brand hot sauce smothered on the penis
Guy 1: “yo bro, last night Hayleigh went down and dirty and gave me some of that southern sloppytoppy”
Guy 2: “damm bro, that must have burnt like crazy