A sexual act, in which the male shits inside of a condom, then lets it harden in the freezer before having sex. When the female approaches orgasm, he takes it from the freezer and fucks her with it until she passes out. While asleep, the female is not aware that the male has left the condom in and, as it thaws, shit comes pulsing out from between her pussylips like sloppy joe sauce.
I heard you gave your girlfriend a sloppy joe... and AIDs.
When a guy takes a shit on his girl's face. While she's trying to wipe it all off, the man punches her in the face so that blood comes gushing out of her nostrils and mixes with the brown feces on her face. As she's screaming in agony, the guy brings two hoes in, and they go ahead and get their ass cheeks pressed against both sides of the girl's head, giving her the "buns". If that wasn't "sloppy" enough, the hoes will proceed to take massive shits in her ears. If she, for some reason, doesn't want to go through it again, find another girl. If this can't be done, use one of the hoes.
"Dude, I gave his mom the biggest sloppy joe last night!" Dude #1 exclaimed.
Usually as the result of an acute onset of needing to shit while out in public, you desparately manage to find the nearest public restroom. You don't have time to fiddle with putting down the toliet paper so you employ the hover method. Unaware, you have developed a bad case of diarrhea since your last crap. Needless to say, you leave a messy situation for the next person to contend with, that is know as a Sloppy Joe.
Dayum, you should have seen the Sloppy Joe I left on the toliet seat at that Japanese restraunt the other night.