Slonkied 

The act of getting completely wasted

Dude! we're gettin slonkied at that party tomorrow!

after 4 shots John was already slokied.

Slonkied by Its Leslie... Leslie Chow June 19, 2011

Slinkied 

To fall down multiple amounts of stairs.

After too many drinks, Jim slipped and slinkied to the lower landing of his apartment

Slinkied by Jay Nish August 3, 2007

Slonked

Adjective:
1. The state of a slinky being tangled in itself.
Verb (Slonk):
2. The action of tangling a slinky in itself.

Person 1: Hey, I just fell down the stairs while trying to imitate a slinky.
Person 2: You good?
Person 1: Yeah, but my slinky got slonked on the way down.
Person 2: That sucks, it’ll take like 2 hours to get it back to normal.

Slonked by Emperor Chicken August 28, 2023

Shit Slonked Silly Style 

When you ask a girl to give you some normal gawk gawk, but she fuck yo shit up all the way silly style. Getting your shit slonked silly style is considered a privilege.

Man 1: Man i went over to Vanessa's last night, she Slonked my shit Silly Style!
Man 2: Did you really get your Shit Slonked Silly Style?
Man 1: Oh yeah. It was glorious.

She slonked my shit silly style.
I got my shit slonked silly style.

Shit Slonked Silly Style by The silly Slonker June 1, 2023

Slonked

A welsh term for when you knock someone out so hard they either start to foam out the mouth or start to have a seizure or both

Did you here Mattew just slonked Jamie he is literally in the hospital recovering

Slonked by Fat slobby gremmy January 2, 2019

slonked out 

a very loose vagina

penny's pussy was so slonked out i couldnt touch the sides the
dirty whore

slonked out by bozwob March 29, 2008

Slonked

Drunk to the point where you are on the ground in a tired phase of spinnyness.

Me: Damn bro you were wayyy out of it last night
You: Yeah my dude you were slonked lmao.

Slonked by Sam5927 September 7, 2017