Sloke

What you do when someone uses lol in 2021, sloke.

Ben - Did you see Nate used an Among Us reference in class yesterday?

Taylor - Yeah, that was so cringe, sloke
Ben - Yeah sloke

by ultimatejeff March 14, 2021

Sloke

-A shorter version of slow poke for when you see a fatass or somebody really slow
-A mix of a sloth and a slow poke; a slow moving person who needs to exercise more

I was running with my fat friend Dave and he was being a classic sloke, he couldn't even finish the first mile.

by Orange is the new black 2017 January 19, 2017

Sloke

The act of poking someone while they are asleep.

Note: In Glasgow, to "poke" a girl is the same as to finger her.

Guy 1: How did your date go last night? Any action?
Guy 2: She fell asleep on the sofa, so I just sloked her and went home.

by lauracide January 8, 2011

Sloke

To slap and choke someone. This could be done as a single motion, but usually is seperated by derogatory remarks/threats.

Blake found out the baby wasn't his, and he sloked that ho right on stage!

by ~ Ill Clinton ~ December 11, 2009

sloke

n. - a person, usually male, around 6'3, with a heavy British accent that sounds like a cross between Ozzy Osbourne and Wallace from Wallace and Gromit. Synonyms- Sam

by muahahaha February 4, 2003

sloke

When you have been eating a lot of salt, or 'cloggy' foods, and you have a drink of either coke or pepsi. A sloke is the feeling you get down your throat when you drink it. A cold chilling fizzy sensation that cures all your dehydrated clogginess.

'I need a sloke after that pizza!'

'The way it slokes down my throat...incredible'

'Bursting for a sloke i swear! I'm so dehydrated :('

by fholme April 7, 2010

sloke

Is a chocolate chip and banananannna pancake on top of a rake, it has toes and it honks also likes to lick.

the Sloke that was inside her legs on wednesday morning.

by Sharon_ November 11, 2008