Slhomo

A person who has a severe mental illness and has been declared homosexual

"DUDE, your gay?"

"Ya, but because i have some downs syndrome everyone calls me Slhomo"

Slhomo by John Westbrook October 16, 2008

shomoshaped

Slightly overweight, but not obese. Used to describe someone and is a polite way of saying "a little fat".

Guy #1: Who is Joey Garcia?

Guy #2: You know that guy who hangs out here sometimes, he has black hair, brown eyes and is shomoshaped.

Guy #1: Ohhhh, that guy.

shomoshaped by Lloyd Louison May 1, 2006

No Shlomo 

The Jewish alternative to 'No Homo'. Often used in regard to something Jewish.

"Dude, this bagel is delicious. No Shlomo."

No Shlomo by proooo March 12, 2010

Geo SloMo 

A sneaky little Mexican named Luis (or Luisa, on the streets). Always late for everything especially when he is supposed to be early. Got drunk in Reno and fell asleep with some random guy.

Dude, that F'n Geo SloMo is late again. Goddamn asshole.

Geo SloMo by Rn2d@3ddr November 7, 2009

Pulled a Shlomo 

To face plant on the ice while ice-skating

Did you see Jerry he just pulled a Shlomo out there

Pulled a Shlomo by Mangathings March 20, 2023

Global Shlomo 

A person or organization who puts global agenda's above one's native national interest, regardless of the consequences.

That actor is a total Global Shlomo.

Our politicians are total global shlomo's.

Global Shlomo by Volksgeist July 21, 2018

Shomoney

It's used as an adjective to describe something being awesome, legendary, or ridiculously awe-inspiring. It is usually preceded with an event that is unforgettable.

"Yo that movie 'Dark Knight' was ShoMoney!"

"Did you hear about that billionaire?! It must be shomoney to have that much money! "
"'How I met you mother' is soo shomoney."
"Man! you were so shomoney last night at that party!"

Shomoney by Shotime August 22, 2011