by textfile232 January 1, 2006
by textfile232 January 1, 2006
She was such a sleez-teez man,she started licking tequila right off my chest then said it was late and she had to go.
by Earl Gr. March 20, 2008
A man child, who waits on the sidelines; or even facilitates friend's breakup, only to sleep with the friends ex.
by Dirtnapper effect September 3, 2015
Someone who has lost "prime" status after ditching one of his best friend's parties for a routine day brunch. Still a sleeze, still loved by the factory, but no longer Prime.
by SelfieSerge February 2, 2014
The SMALLEST pp you'll ever see but a great personality. Usually a 80 year old man stuck in an 18 year old's body. If you see a sleeze in the wild, pick it up, you'll enjoy it.
Person 1: What's the dog looking thing with long hair doing yelling at that person for calling bass shit?
Person 2: That's a Sleeze McSwagger my guy
Person 1: Can we take it home?
Person 2: That's a Sleeze McSwagger my guy
Person 1: Can we take it home?
by leos mom is really hot April 10, 2022
Hooking up with the biggest skank at the party, but only requesting that she gives you a hand job even though she's down to fuck & suck (because she's a skank), just because you want to make it seem like the skanky girl is still under-aged and that you're not too much of a piece of shit.
Did you hear what Brian did at that party? "No, what'd he do?" He totally sleeze jobbed on that random ass hood rat. "Ugghh really, I thought she was still in high school?" I think that's why he sleeze jobbed her.
by Speedy Beans April 15, 2011