9 definitions by Earl Gr.
Used to describe a fake religon that uses devious and sneaky methods.It also has nothing to do with any spiritual being but instead is a cult that is created using double-talk and made-up anagrams to sell courses,make money and keep overused celebities in the news.
Tom Cruise and John Travolta are so into slimentology. If it wasn't for them they wouldn't be in any movie anymore being such a corny actors!
by Earl Gr. March 24, 2008
Someone who fakes talking on their cellphone in order to ignore someone trying to sell them something.
That guy is such a cellout,he just faked a conversation on his cell to avoid those girlscouts selling cookies!
by Earl Gr. March 20, 2008
Generally refering to computers,monitors,fax machines and other office items that are always breaking down and are unreliable.
by Earl Gr. March 20, 2008
A video uploaded on the internet that is so dumb or boring no-one should have uploaded it in the first place.
Did you see that shideo the Suzy the forwicator sent me about the guy that sort of tripped? Why would anyone want to watch that?
by Earl Gr. March 20, 2008
She was such a sleez-teez man,she started licking tequila right off my chest then said it was late and she had to go.
by Earl Gr. March 20, 2008
Word used on the phone when asked by a automated menu so the automated menu will not understand you and put you through to a live operator.
When asked by the automated phone menu for my selection I simply said "sniggledorts" which was not understood by the machine. I was then told to wait and put through directly to a live operator.
by Earl Gr. March 20, 2008
Any small individual candies that you eat sitting at the computer late at night one after the other without realizing how many you've eaten.
I had a 5 pound bag of M&M's at the computer last night while playing Second-Life,and before I knew it I ate the whole bag of bellybeans,now I'm gonna be so fat cause they go right to my stomach!
by Earl Gr. March 20, 2008