1. Best band ever. You don't say it, you fuckin scream it. The heavist, and fastest band ever. With the most EVIL lyrics, who else has the BALLS to start a song with the word Auschwitz?

2. What you yell when you hear "music" that sucks (50 cent, Snakes n Barrels, Motley Crue, Poison, Jonas Brothers, Soulja Boy, etc.)
1. Slayer fan: "When you're walking and you see someone wearing a slayer shirt, you look at them and they look at you and you just know."
"On my wall your head" piece by piece

2. Slayer fan at Death Cab for Cutie show because gf dragged him there: SLAYER! SLAYER! SLAYER!
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the awesome title the halo 2 narrarator calls you every time you start a match
herman li: hey sam rets ro pray sum halo
sam totman: k dude
narrarator: slayer
dragonforce in unison: woah...
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The absolute most fucking intense thrash/speed/death metal band ever to come to life. They have appeared many times on MTVs Viva La Bam and Headbangers Ball, along with Guitar Hero 3 with their (in)famous hit "Raining Blood" and GH Metallica with "War Ensamble".

I cant give what I say next any real credibilty, but it would be FUCKING AWESOME. I have been told that their name is an acronym that is as follows



Spelling out Slayer.
" Trapped in purgatory, a lifeless object alive, awaiting reprisal, death will be their aquantance. The skys turning red, return to power draws near, fall into me the skys crimson tears, abolish the rules made of stone. Pierced from below, souls of my treacherous past, betrayed by many, now ornaments dripping above... Awaiting the hour of reprisal, your time slips away.
Raining Blood
from a lacerated sky
bleeding its horror
creating my structure

Slayer- Raining Blood
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Named after the American Thrash Metal band of the same name, the term Slayer may be used by a woman when telling others that she is menstruating. The term is a reference to Slayer's classic song "Raining Blood".
"I'm having my Slayer"

"It's that Slayer time of the month"

He asks her "Can I go down on you?"
She responds "It's not a good idea. I've got my Slayer"
"What do you mean?" he asks.
"I'm Raining Blood" she replies.
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Slayer is the best halo series gametype. Slayer is also the name of a very hardcore metal band.
I am great at social slayer, and decent in team slayer, and I should try listening to slayer (not taking them literally of course.)
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the heviest metal band also stands for satan laughs as you eternaly rot
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A person who has sex, or kiss's alot of the other sex, like a player
That guy is such a slayer, he was with 12 girls at Tuckers party

Jack: Did you slay this weekend?
Jordan: Of course who do you think i am
Jack: Sweet!
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