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Ah man.. i think id just had an orgasim listening to slayer!
by eggsplz November 06, 2006
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Slayers is the best anime in the world
by Lexy February 08, 2004
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A band that, regardless of what any emo fag poser says, IS HARDER THEN ANYTHING THEY CAN COME UP WITH.

So the equation goes something like this

Slayer=Heavy Metal
Any band that screams 90% of the time="Heavy" "Metal"
Therefore-
Slayer Rocks.
Forever.
And a day.
Bitches.
Kevin:Chelsea Grin is WAYYYYY harder then slayer

Bobby G.:*ahrm* *cough* What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of your own pretentiousness.

Kevin: Fuck you. atleast they have a message.

Bobby G.:Yeah, Slayer does too-AND I CAN ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY'RE SAYING HALF OF THE FUCKING TIME.
by Viva Caligula September 15, 2010
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THE most brutal, intense, hardcore and insanely awesome thrash/speed metal band of all time. Completely RAPES all Death Metal bands. Best band to headbang and/or mosh to. Not emo, NOT Satanic. People take offense to Tom Araya saying "God hates us all." But he does not acually believe that. According to him, "it just sounds good."

Surgeon General Warning: If you have high blood pressure, you may not want to listen to Slayer or go to a Slayer concert.
And the award for "Most Hardcore Band Ever" goes to...... Slayer!!!

Guy in crowd 1: No suprise
Guy in crowd 2: I would have had to kill someone if they lost to some gay Death Metal band
Guy in crowd 3: MOSH PIT!!!!

*cue "Angel of Death"*

(Next Day)

News Reporter: This just in, there were no survivors after the Slayer Mosh Pit incident last night at the Grammys.
by some guy12 December 22, 2008
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A hand gesture formed by making a fist, and raising the index and pinky finger, forming what is also known as the "devil horns". However, when said hand gesture is formed, and "Slayer!" is intoned simultaneously by the invoker, any gay act is instantly negated, leaving no question as to the orientation of the involved parties. Usually is repeated by the other guy that got involved, as an agreement. Usually used when two straight guys are put into an awkward situation.

Note: Similar to "no homo!", but more about a potentially gay act rather than saying something with a double meaning.

Disclaimer: This is not in anyway homophobic, it is simply an affirmation of heterosexual-ness. No hate, just fun.
*guy 1 trips over a stool and lands into the arms of guy 2*
Guy 1: Slayer!
*guy 2 nods*
Guy 2: Slayer.

*guy 3 realises he needs sunscreen on his back, and only his bro, guy 4 is around*
Guy 3: hey, can you put sunscreen on my back?
Guy 4: Slayer?
Guy 3: Slayer.

*guy 5 wakes up, and realises he is in bed with another dude.*
Guy 5: SLAYER!
by Scarab 53 August 29, 2009
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Singular: to get the girl or guy
Plural: to get with loads of hot chicks or sexy dudes depending on gender.
"Dude, you're such a slayer!"

"Did you see Erik go off with Victoria and Gina last night?"
"yeah, he's slayin'!"
by ChamplinParkIsWhereItsAt July 03, 2011
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The definition of metal. If you do not like this band then you only like lame fake poser metal. When you listen to a slayer album you should be able to bang your head just about non stop start to finish with only minor changes in tempo.

Slayer fans are the most devoted thrash fans on Earth. Slayer fans are nuts. They carve 'Slayer' into their own backs to pledge allegiance. Slayer have not sold out and still hold true to their high-intensity thrash roots. If an alien came to Earth and said 'GIVE ME METAL', I would give them the album Reign In Blood, or Show No Mercy. No other band would suffice.
'A Slayer concert was held at (local stadium/concert hall). There were no survivors. The venue has been reduced to a smoldering crater. LONG LIVE SLAYER! FUCK YES! \m/'
by Cowan May 12, 2008
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