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The jocular act of hitting someone in the face, usually gently, with a cold, plastic milk bottle. The bottle is generally at least 6 pints – large enough to cover one side of a person's face.

This action often just cools the victim's face in a pleasant way, rather than actually hurting them.
It's a milk slap, L.B.!
Milk slap by Kokapetl January 19, 2009
When you nut in your hand till it fills halfway than go up to someone and slap them as hard as you can with the nut hand
Guy 1: Yesterday I gave my girlfriend a milk slap!
Guy 2: what happened?
Guy 1: she left me.
Milk slap by Samuraignome June 4, 2023

milky slap 

When one slaps his ejaculated penis in another's face smearing cum everywhere.
Dude, I totally gave your sister a sloppy milky slap last night.
milky slap by Ryan Huie February 13, 2005

milky slap 

The act of slapping one in the mouth with a penis after the mouth has been filled with ejaculate.
Randy's leg looks like somebody just gave it a milky slap.
milky slap by Wes February 14, 2005

I'm gonna slap you so hard that you'll leave the milky way galaxy 

When you slap someone so hard that you make them enter a different galaxy
Guy 1: I'm gonna slap you so hard that you'll leave the Milky Way galaxy.
Guy 2: Haha, no. You can't do tha-
Guy 1: *slaps Guy 2*
Guy 2: *escapes Earth's gravity*
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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