slapjob

straight up slappin weener instead of a normal handjob. no cum. no smile.

-Have you seen mac lately?
-No dude, ever since kim gave him that fierce slapjob hes turned into a bag of shit.

by Zelda da asshole crusher January 10, 2010

slapjob

A quick and dirty edit to a project, usually via Photoshop.

I really wanted to dedicate the time to make a quality meme, but my mom came upstairs, so you'll have to settle for this slapjob.

by kgils March 6, 2019

slapjob

To rapidly slap ones cock with brisk quick hand motions, banging the genitalia against the inner thighs till the penis ejaculates. The slapping continues till the penis is a raw bloody phallus.

Brian recieved a jolly good slapjob from Larissa till his bloody cock had cum more then enough to fill a goats ass.

by Mr. Mayonasse August 17, 2007