Getting the virus: The virus is spread through mouth, ear, internet, your mom/dad/sis/brother/aunt etc who has the oblivion or morrowind disease.
Initial contact with the virus: The person will spend 12 hours on the internet watching skyrim videos and topics.
1 hour later: The disease will get him/her
1 hour later: The disease will get him/her
2.Lesser couples, due to breakups because of skyrim disease
3.lesser babies born, due to lesser couples
4.students start failing at school. Asian parents rages
5.Person starts speaking in weird languages(e.g. fusrodah)
6.Sex between couples decreased due to the increase 'side effects' from Skyrim, which made infected people download Skyrim Sex Mods on the internet to attempt to cure the disease.
7.The infected will not go outdoors, truant school lessons, lock in the room with the computer(and 50000 pizzas, coke etc) and some crack.
8.After 24hours, the person will SEE HIMSELF/HERSELF INSIDE A STRANGE WORLD, KNOWN AS SKYRIM
9. Daily routine will be 4hour sleep, 19 hour inside the world of skyrim and 1hour of masturbation
10. After 400 hours, the person finally dies of dehydration, lack of sleep and food, excessive boner/masturbation and two black eyes.
As it is still a new product its long-term effects have yet to be determined, though it is believed to not be as potent as WoW or other substances within the MMO class of drugs.
The FDA warns that this is a Schedule II drug, indicating a very high chance of addiction if not carefully monitored and regulated. Symptoms of overdose and addiction include loss of appetite, insomnia, sudden weight gain or loss, dimensia, a constant desire for more dragon souls, and the singing of Harry Partridge's associated songs.
The fifth game in the Elder Scrolls series, and arguably the best game in the history of mankind. By purchasing this game, you have sold your soul to Bethesda Softworks--which is a pretty even trade-off, actually. Once you start this game--assuming your computer/Xbox 360/PS3 doesn't burst into flames of righteous fury due to it's lack of uberness-- you will not be seeing the sun for a while.
Side effects include: Weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, reluctance to leave your chair, death, peeing in a bottle, ordering pizza every night because you can't stop playing long enough to make some food, loss of the ability to distinguish between fantasy and reality. Loss of Girlfriend.
Me: At least I get a year to play Skyrim.
Guy: It's also supposed to end on October 21st.
Me: Then I'll die playing Skyrim.
I used to have a girlfriend. Then I found out Skyrim was coming out.
I have seen the gates of 2011, beyond which no waking eye may see... behold, in November, a GOTY sweeps the land...
Dood 1: OMFGICANTBELIEVEITSFINALLYHERELJDINYSRVDL
*deletes facebook, destroys phone, burns picture of friends and girlfriend, orders 500 pizzas ans 500 gallons of coke, locks door, and puts rifle in reaching distance*
*turns on XBox 360*
Many consider Skyrim as a drug, as it is addicting, can ruin your life, and it has various amounts of side affects. Side affects include: Memory loss, weight loss/gain, worsened eyesight, headache, wet and smelly pants, loss of family, loss of intimate relationships, loss of life, loss of sex etc.
Skyrim, although a massive and possibly the best game of the decade, is still argued to be worse than Morrowind. Morrowind fans are constantly raging on Skyrim fans, claiming Morrowind is far more superior. However, the game Skyrim not only includes the landmass of Skyrim, but also Cyrodil and Morrowind, and possibly other places in Tamriel. Thus, if a DLC or mod comes out that makes use of these unused landmasses, Oblivion and Morrowind fans may migrate to this new Elder Scrolls installment.
On the first day of release, game retailers were open at midnight just to sell this new game. Around 3.5 million copies were sold on the release date. Over 230,000 people were playing Skyrim on Steam on it's day of release, topping Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3.
Morrowind fans rage at Oblivion fans
Couples have sex on a normal routine
The grades of students are at their average level
Morrowind fans rage at both Skyrim and Oblivion fans, and the occasional Oblivion fan claims that Oblivion is superior
A large portion of couples cease to exist, and the amount of people having sex was dramatically plunged
Students have started failing school