1 definition by Therift

Skyrim is a dangerous virus that is discovered in 11-11-11 in Bethesda, US. The virus is actually an antibiotic created in bethesda Games Studios. It is supposed to treat the oblivion and morrowind disease, BUT apparently the antibiotics turned into a VIRUS that will infect 10million people in the US and millions more outside.

Getting the virus: The virus is spread through mouth, ear, internet, your mom/dad/sis/brother/aunt etc who has the oblivion or morrowind disease.

Initial contact with the virus: The person will spend 12 hours on the internet watching skyrim videos and topics.
1 hour later: The disease will get him/her
Initial contact with the virus: The person will spend 12 hours on the internet watching skyrim videos and topics.
1 hour later: The disease will get him/her

Effects:
1.Boner
2.Lesser couples, due to breakups because of skyrim disease
3.lesser babies born, due to lesser couples
4.students start failing at school. Asian parents rages
5.Person starts speaking in weird languages(e.g. fusrodah)
6.Sex between couples decreased due to the increase 'side effects' from Skyrim, which made infected people download Skyrim Sex Mods on the internet to attempt to cure the disease.
7.The infected will not go outdoors, truant school lessons, lock in the room with the computer(and 50000 pizzas, coke etc) and some crack.
8.After 24hours, the person will SEE HIMSELF/HERSELF INSIDE A STRANGE WORLD, KNOWN AS SKYRIM
9. Daily routine will be 4hour sleep, 19 hour inside the world of skyrim and 1hour of masturbation
10. After 400 hours, the person finally dies of dehydration, lack of sleep and food, excessive boner/masturbation and two black eyes.
by Therift April 13, 2012

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