Skynner

Having dinner with your significant other or close friend, each eating the same dish at the same time, while video Skyping.

I had a romantic, candlelit Hungry Man Turkey Skynner with my b.f. last night.

Skynner by The Pig Farmer's Grandson August 30, 2010

Jeff Skinner jackpot 

When a professional athlete has an anomolously strong season (akin to Brady Anderson's 50 home run 1996 season) right before their contract ends, resulting in their next contract ridiculously overpaying them.

“Yeah, he’s in the last year of his NHL contract and is on pace for a 40 goal season. I’d call that a Jeff Skinner jackpot.”

Jeff Skinner jackpot by TK2000 October 28, 2023

pickle skinner 

A rat bastard railroad electrician who sucks the foreman's dick to keep his job.

Where's Larry? That pickle skinner is in the office ratting on people.

pickle skinner by Meatneck December 25, 2020

T-Skinner 

1) Person who wears a skin tight T-Shirt, usually cocky and/or overweight.

2) Wearing a T-Shirt from your childhood

Nick: Isn't that the shirt you wore in 7th grade?
Stinkbutt Williams: Yeah, but it makes me look jacked.
Nick: Change it up man, you're acting like a T-Skinner.

T-Skinner by StinkButtWilliams November 30, 2013

Dick skinners 

A person's hands

"keep your dick skinners off my beer"

Dick skinners by Bill C. April 30, 2003

skinnert 

to leave quickly, to bail, to bounce.

Lisa; 'that creepy guy over there is staring at us...let's skinnert!'

Debbie; 'definitley time to skin-nert'

skinnert by sandspit October 18, 2007

skinner north 

skinner north is a school full of stupid geniuses. we are all intellectuals but also people obsessed with vines/ memes. actual crackhead but it’s ok because we get our work done. most likely to burn out in highschool.

OMG YOU GO TO SKINNER NORTH YOU MUST BE SO SMART

skinner north by nipolio December 17, 2019