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Jeff Skinner jackpot 

When a professional athlete has an anomolously strong season (akin to Brady Anderson's 50 home run 1996 season) right before their contract ends, resulting in their next contract ridiculously overpaying them.
“Yeah, he’s in the last year of his NHL contract and is on pace for a 40 goal season. I’d call that a Jeff Skinner jackpot.”
Jeff Skinner jackpot by TK2000 October 28, 2023

pickle skinner 

A rat bastard railroad electrician who sucks the foreman's dick to keep his job.
Where's Larry? That pickle skinner is in the office ratting on people.
pickle skinner by Meatneck December 25, 2020

T-Skinner 

1) Person who wears a skin tight T-Shirt, usually cocky and/or overweight.

2) Wearing a T-Shirt from your childhood
Nick: Isn't that the shirt you wore in 7th grade?
Stinkbutt Williams: Yeah, but it makes me look jacked.
Nick: Change it up man, you're acting like a T-Skinner.
T-Skinner by StinkButtWilliams November 30, 2013

Dick skinners 

A person's hands
"keep your dick skinners off my beer"
Dick skinners by Bill C. April 30, 2003

skinner north 

skinner north is a school full of stupid geniuses. we are all intellectuals but also people obsessed with vines/ memes. actual crackhead but it’s ok because we get our work done. most likely to burn out in highschool.
OMG YOU GO TO SKINNER NORTH YOU MUST BE SO SMART
skinner north by nipolio December 17, 2019

Emily Skinner 

Emily Skinner is an amazing actress who acts on the Disney show Andi Mack. She also has some pretty amazing Dance moves. Everybody knows her as a mean girl off of Andi Mack but sh really she is one of the kindest people I know! Love you Em!💓
Omg! Have you seen Emily Skinner she is so amazing and such a great role model!❤️
Emily Skinner by Kkbanana November 30, 2017