Strong Weed. Ridiculously strong. Usually grown outdoors. It is a guaranteed fucking-up. This is the kind of weed that leaves you sitting there giggling for twenty minutes, your legs numb, your mind completely bricked, and your hands so twitchy you keep spilling the bongwater all over the floor.
It is not advisable to drive while ripped to such a degree. Or go to work. You will be pegged very quickly as being quite high. You'll probably be looked at suspiciously from then on.
In fact, it's best to just stay at home and lay about all day, lest you giggle too hard and shit yourself in a supermarket.
Where Jesus peed, this is what grew out of the ground.
It is not advisable to drive while ripped to such a degree. Or go to work. You will be pegged very quickly as being quite high. You'll probably be looked at suspiciously from then on.
In fact, it's best to just stay at home and lay about all day, lest you giggle too hard and shit yourself in a supermarket.
Where Jesus peed, this is what grew out of the ground.
#1:"What's up with you man? You're giggling like that weird motherfucker from Alice-In-Fucking-Wonderland."
#2:"F-f-f-f-fuck if I know. Strong shit. Real strong. F-f-f-uck man. Everything man. Everything. Holy shit. It's Everything man."
#1:"Wha-? You're tripping. Hard. You better not go to work."
#2: -giggles hysterically-
#1:"I think it's time you lay off the skunk there, champ. You can't even fucking talk right man. "
#2:"F-f-f-f-fuck if I know. Strong shit. Real strong. F-f-f-uck man. Everything man. Everything. Holy shit. It's Everything man."
#1:"Wha-? You're tripping. Hard. You better not go to work."
#2: -giggles hysterically-
#1:"I think it's time you lay off the skunk there, champ. You can't even fucking talk right man. "
by walked August 28, 2008
Mel: oh my god Bridget is such a bitch she bailed out on 50 shades and wine night yesterday
Margot: What a SKUNK!
Margot: What a SKUNK!
by clapqueen420 February 13, 2017
The act of running up to someone, turning your ass toward them, and releasing toxic colon fumes on them then running away. Similar to cropdusting but premeditated and designed for individual encounters. The attacker is known as the skunker and the victim is the skunkee.
Timmy had eaten burritos and eggs earlier in the day and saw his ex girlfriend who cheated on him. Timmy ran up to her said, "hi I have a present for you" dropped his ass and then ran away laughing leaving his ex to suffer. Mission complete successful skunking.
by ddrlegend August 9, 2010
When you getting head, and just as you are about to shoot your load, you pull out and shoot down the center of her head, making her look like a skunk.
by STEVE March 25, 2004
by the baked kid April 3, 2008
One of the strongest types of weed out there. It's known to keep people high for over 10 hours. Smells like shit.
by TurkzAngeL May 13, 2003