A skeet-dump, when one jerks off while taking a dump. This person finishes in the toilet while still partaking in the dump.
by skumpboy87 April 14, 2017
Skump is short for "skateboard pump", since skateboard pumping and longboard-skateboard technology has rapidly advanced since the 1970's - along with those changes is a new breed of distance-pumping skateboarder.
Skump sessions can be casual 5- to 10- mile pump cruises on flat bike / rollerblading trails, or a 26-mile all-out marathon, where a gyrating, pumping motion is the primary means for moving the skateboard forward!
Check out skumping.com for articles, videos, and current information on this growing niche of skateboard pumping.
Skump sessions can be casual 5- to 10- mile pump cruises on flat bike / rollerblading trails, or a 26-mile all-out marathon, where a gyrating, pumping motion is the primary means for moving the skateboard forward!
Check out skumping.com for articles, videos, and current information on this growing niche of skateboard pumping.
by James Peters April 19, 2006
is that skump on your pants, brianny
by long schlong silver March 15, 2004
by ian or GODtm May 26, 2005
A skeet-dump, when one is jerking off while taking a dump. This person then finishes in the toilet while still partaking in the dump.
by skumpboy87 April 14, 2017
an animate object that consistently exhibits minor to moderate utility, but extremely annoying behavior
by hunter-killer April 8, 2011
- Noun
1. a.k.a. "Skeet-no-pump"
2. A failed pump-skeet, in which the skeet has ejaculated from the man or woman's penis before or at the time of the first pump
ex. "Jack's skump cost him any future relationships he could have had with that other young man, who was heavily turned off by skumps."
3. Also used as the term for the skeet that has resulted from the skump.
ex. "Jordan's no-pump-skeet got skump all over Francesca's prom dress the moment she opened the door. Her father was unimpressed by the whole skump debacle."
- Verb
1. To ejaculate prematurely from the balls without a full pump
ex. (past tense) "It was supposed to be a clean pump-pump skeet-skeet, but the moment she first tried to pump he immediately skumped in her hair."
2. To fail at something quickly and miserably
"Since Tony was prone to skumping, he would skump out with girls often, who were all afraid of his skump skumping into their faces"
2. A double-wicket home-hitter double-deuce in the great game of cricket
ex. "The Irish badgers were close to skumping the great game against India until John McCloud managed to pull a skump"
1. a.k.a. "Skeet-no-pump"
2. A failed pump-skeet, in which the skeet has ejaculated from the man or woman's penis before or at the time of the first pump
ex. "Jack's skump cost him any future relationships he could have had with that other young man, who was heavily turned off by skumps."
3. Also used as the term for the skeet that has resulted from the skump.
ex. "Jordan's no-pump-skeet got skump all over Francesca's prom dress the moment she opened the door. Her father was unimpressed by the whole skump debacle."
- Verb
1. To ejaculate prematurely from the balls without a full pump
ex. (past tense) "It was supposed to be a clean pump-pump skeet-skeet, but the moment she first tried to pump he immediately skumped in her hair."
2. To fail at something quickly and miserably
"Since Tony was prone to skumping, he would skump out with girls often, who were all afraid of his skump skumping into their faces"
2. A double-wicket home-hitter double-deuce in the great game of cricket
ex. "The Irish badgers were close to skumping the great game against India until John McCloud managed to pull a skump"
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by Pro Skumper. November 24, 2010