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Skipper is one of mafia slang meanning captain or caporegime who headed crew in mafia family and control many soldier and associate for family get order from boss to soldier in his own crew. such as the godfather the Corleone family skipper is Clemenza and Tesio run criminal activities in bronx and Brooklyn
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The person who steers a sailboat or is in charge of giving directions to the other people on the boat.
The skipper looked quite pleased as he directed his boat across the lake.
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1. One who skippers a boat
2. One who doesn't understand sarcasm or literal sayings
Teacher: Talk about how you don't understand sarcasm.

Skipper: Were you being sarcastic or literal?
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A colloquial term for the region of the human brain that is key in the solving of mathematical, and theoretical problems. Derived from the idea that it 'skips' all unnecessary information, exacting conclusions in an effortless, 'skipping-like' manner, it is often referred to as the 'calculator' section of the brain.

Deficiency in the Skipper is sometimes, but not always, accompanied by increased artistic and creative skill, as brain power and space is diverted to the creative section.

However overdeveloped Skippers also have the side effect of causing slight eccentricity and random spasmodic outbursts of affection, which often can be mistaken for a mental affliction.

Professionals should always be consulted when differentiating between an overdeveloped or hyperactive Skipper, and mental conditions.

People with the advanced mathematical capacity, and eccentricity are often referred to simply with the pseudonym 'Skipper'.
That guy is on some next maths hype.
Must be a Skipper.

Is he a bit weird?
Nah just an over-active Skipper-he's good at physics too.
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Short and sweet, A skipper is someone who skips class.

A slacker.

It could also be used for work, but it is most often used for class.
Dave's being such a skipper...he's not been in class lately.
by kire November 30, 2007
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A track on an Album or mixtape that you frequently don't listen to because:

A.) It sucks

B.) Your not in the right mood or mindset for the song
"Guy1: you get the carter 3?"
"Guy2:naw too many skippers i just bought illmatic instead"

"Crossroads by bone thugs and harmony is a skipper because it usually gets me thinking about my fallen soldier's"
by No skippers January 20, 2009
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Some Fat old guy off the show "Gilligan's Island. What I don't get is why they're stranded on an island with nothing to eat but coconuts and fruits they've been there for a long time and yet I dont see him getting any skinnier. He must be holding out on them
Skipper is Fat and Old.
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