*If ya have unexpected guests over, it makes the perfect drink coasters.
*Have a cat or dog that is not quite house broken yet, never fear Carter III to the rescue. Use it as a pooper scooper, that's right. Use a piece of shit to pick up some shit.
2.) A fake person who is washed up and pretends to be hard when they really are not. Actually these people talk willshitabout you and then duck and dodge a real fight like the pussy punk bitch they are.
Smart Individual: Oh that's great. Hey let me borrow one. My cat just shitted on the floor.
2.) Punk Ass Bitch: Just wait. I'ma whoop dat nigga ass. He stepped on my J's.
Real nigga: What you said? Wut you gonna do?
Punk Ass Bitch:(runs off in a hurry)
Real Nigga: Dats wut I thought, ole Carter 3 ass.