A trashy rapper who has to repeat himself or steal his own lines to fill up his rap verses. Example: Mike Jones.
by Eric Wawizzle March 26, 2007
1. Someone who picks up ugly, fat or just really stupid people at a club, 'cause anything more would be a strike out.
2. Someone in their twenties who dates teeny-boppers, 'cause everyone around their own age knows they're a jack-off.
3. One who gets by in life by taking what life gives them and putting forth little effort to do any better. Effectively skimming from life the shit that floats to the surface.
2. Someone in their twenties who dates teeny-boppers, 'cause everyone around their own age knows they're a jack-off.
3. One who gets by in life by taking what life gives them and putting forth little effort to do any better. Effectively skimming from life the shit that floats to the surface.
1. Dude, check out that ass-clown gino at the bar with all the orcas! What a disgraceful tard skimmer.
2. How old is Warren? 24? How old's his girl? 15? Brutal. What a tard skimmer!
3. What a lazy prick Dave is. Dude's 28 and still gets allowance. Fucking tard skimmer.
2. How old is Warren? 24? How old's his girl? 15? Brutal. What a tard skimmer!
3. What a lazy prick Dave is. Dude's 28 and still gets allowance. Fucking tard skimmer.
by Callum Mako April 10, 2004
by T Staddon December 24, 2007
by vomoto September 24, 2006
A person who claims to know many bands, mostly of the Indie variety, though only knows about a maximum of two songs per band. A band skimmer will claim to "love" said band, but when asked about other songs by them, they will either pretend to know another song that they "can't seem to think of right now" or simply state that they aren't aware of any other songs by them. In order to be classified a band skimmer, the person in question must claim to know a great number of bands. In addition to false claims of musical knowledge, a band skimmer will try to mooch music off of you. If you are playing a quality playlist, they will suggest you give them a list of songs on your playlist instead of actually taking the time to broaden their musical horizon as an actual music guru will do. Band skimmers tend to be heavily into main stream music as well, and many are "popular." (See 'Poser')
Some examples of the bands they may claim to know include (but are not limited to):
-Animal Collective
-Counting Crows
-Neutral Milk Hotel
-Bob Marley (seriously people, he has more albums than just Legend...)
-Ray LaMontagne
-Broken Bells
-Aqualung
-Belle & Sebastian
-Oasis
-The Shins
Some examples of the bands they may claim to know include (but are not limited to):
-Animal Collective
-Counting Crows
-Neutral Milk Hotel
-Bob Marley (seriously people, he has more albums than just Legend...)
-Ray LaMontagne
-Broken Bells
-Aqualung
-Belle & Sebastian
-Oasis
-The Shins
Music Guru: "I love Ray LaMontagne! His voice is like candy to my ears."
Band Skimmer: "I know right?! 'You Are The Best Thing' is so good!"
Music Guru: "'Let It Be Me' is most definately my all-time favorite."
Band Skimmer: "What? I haven't heard that one."
Music Guru: "What about 'Trouble'?"
Band Skimmer: "....."
Band Skimmer: "I know right?! 'You Are The Best Thing' is so good!"
Music Guru: "'Let It Be Me' is most definately my all-time favorite."
Band Skimmer: "What? I haven't heard that one."
Music Guru: "What about 'Trouble'?"
Band Skimmer: "....."
by TheSharpieCult April 29, 2010
the coolest person u'll ever meet. one whom the ecsense of skimboarding can be smelt. they live to skim (only the coolest sport in the world)
by kathryn March 12, 2005
Some one who thinks they are a drug dealer, but in reality they are the one who drives to pick up the product then drop it off to a customer. The reality is they just mark up the product and claim that they are the one with the Juice.
"Man nice herbs bro, who'd you hook off of?"
"Man that fool just goes to dudes house down the street and adds 100 bux on top. Whack Soup Skimmer. Niya gets smoked out too, shit give me the number mofugga I got a car too."
"He ain't thug, he is just a middleman, not on top, not on bottom, but y'know in the middle blocking the real shit."
"He is never on deck, he just goes to pick it up, lame!! Its like going to Burger King and waiting 10 mins while they go get McDonalds and mark it up."
"Man that fool just goes to dudes house down the street and adds 100 bux on top. Whack Soup Skimmer. Niya gets smoked out too, shit give me the number mofugga I got a car too."
"He ain't thug, he is just a middleman, not on top, not on bottom, but y'know in the middle blocking the real shit."
"He is never on deck, he just goes to pick it up, lame!! Its like going to Burger King and waiting 10 mins while they go get McDonalds and mark it up."
by RealSmoker July 20, 2006