A B.M.; a Number 2; to deficate. When a male says "I gotta sit down...!" it means he has to take a sh*t.
by Time4SumAksion June 7, 2005
Me and my bro had a 5 gram sit-down and we were tripping balls!
yo we going to have a 10 gram sit-down before we eat that 20 foot pizza,because we will have crazy munchies!!
yo we going to have a 10 gram sit-down before we eat that 20 foot pizza,because we will have crazy munchies!!
by Widmer October 20, 2005
When you sit down in a chair but due to your mass the air not only dispalces but the gravity causes it to wrap around your thighs that as you sit down it creates a draft upwards. This brings the odors along with it so if you have an unwashed ass, grundel, or bad ball stank caused by fumunda you will have to smell yourself briefly. Those close by or passing will also be in danger from being within smell distance as this will have created a temporary forcefield of odor surrounding oneself.
Hey Eric why did Ted make that face? I guess he got hit with his own sit down air Joseph. From the looks of it you know it's rough.
by I Am The Ferrett July 26, 2020
When you sitt while peeing like a woman, as a man.
Benefits: I can focus on the future instead of focusing on aiming.
If i suddenly feel like taking a poop while peeing, I'm already sitting down.
I dont have to fear that I will miss the toilet.
My wife would stop whining about me sitting down.
Benefits: I can focus on the future instead of focusing on aiming.
If i suddenly feel like taking a poop while peeing, I'm already sitting down.
I dont have to fear that I will miss the toilet.
My wife would stop whining about me sitting down.
by Im a wizard. September 14, 2016
expression used to stymie someone who tries, and fails desperately, to gain attention (or to look "cool," intelligent or informed) by contributing poorly or unnecessarily to a discourse.
"that bitch is so clueless... she swears she's the shit, but really, she's so far behind she thinks she's ahead."
"i know. we all went out for sushi and she starts in on one of her spiels, about the history of wasabi and where to get the most 'authentic kind,' and i was just like: 'ho, sit down'"
"i know. we all went out for sushi and she starts in on one of her spiels, about the history of wasabi and where to get the most 'authentic kind,' and i was just like: 'ho, sit down'"
by bluleggero August 30, 2009
This phrase is a catchall solutary closing for any message. It can follow anything from an official CEO letter to a quick internet jibe.
It makes it so that you are definitive in your wording, and any detractors risk looking stupid to disagree with you.
It makes it so that you are definitive in your wording, and any detractors risk looking stupid to disagree with you.
You have no idea what you are talking about. George W. Bush is the worst president we've ever had.
HOE SIT DOWN!
HOE SIT DOWN!
by LokiDeCat August 10, 2006
Anyone of the male persuasion known for dodging conflict of any kind, avoiding responsibilities, etc.
The opposite of a 'stand-up guy.'
The opposite of a 'stand-up guy.'
My ex boyfriend owes me money for rent, child support and the $300 I loaned him to get his teeth fixed.
Really? What a sit-down guy he is!
Really? What a sit-down guy he is!
by sleslie2425 August 20, 2012