8 definitions by I Am The Ferrett
When you pack your mouth full of Orajel to cause your mouth to be numb before bending over and sucking your own dick. This way it feels like someone else is sucking your own dick due to your mouth having no feeling.
Larry what you doing with so many tubes of Orajel? Be quiet Jeremy, this is going to be great! Once my mouth gets numb I can suck my own dick for hours with an oral stranger
by I Am The Ferrett January 9, 2020
When you have to pee very bad and can't get to a restroom so you padlock and let loose in your ass to hold it until you make it to the bathroom so you can shit it out like diarrhea. This may dislodge fecal matter and come out in spurts causing your ass to have a machine gun effect while shitting.
Levi what the hell happened to your toilet? Joseph you won't believe this. I couldn't make it home in time so I padlocked and pissed in my ass. As soon as I got home I couldn't hold it in my ass any longer and ended up hydro dumping all over the toilet.
by I Am The Ferrett January 9, 2020
When your boss or co-worker sits around with their thumb up their ass all day doing nothing. Once it's time to go home they remove their thumb which the tip is brown, coated in doo doo, resembling a Hershey Kiss. Sometimes they have poor hygiene and toilet paper is stuck to it as well representing the niggly wiggly completing the appearance. In many cases of frequent laziness and constantly doing nothing the thumb will be permanently stained from the feces.
Hey Joseph you got another piece of candy I see you have one already? Nah Levi I been hiding in the back doing nothing as usual. My fingers are just stained and have the ol' Hershey Thumb now.
by I Am The Ferrett March 7, 2020
When you're ready to fuck but your dick ain't. Causing you to force your flaccid meat inside her. Sometimes with the added assistance of a finger to push it through in hopes it will become erect. This often end up just being genitalia smashing against each other without penetration.
How you gonna fuck her your dick ain't even hard? Don't worry about that Brian I'ma soft pack it. It'll get hard.
by I Am The Ferrett October 20, 2020
When you sit down in a chair but due to your mass the air not only dispalces but the gravity causes it to wrap around your thighs that as you sit down it creates a draft upwards. This brings the odors along with it so if you have an unwashed ass, grundel, or bad ball stank caused by fumunda you will have to smell yourself briefly. Those close by or passing will also be in danger from being within smell distance as this will have created a temporary forcefield of odor surrounding oneself.
Hey Eric why did Ted make that face? I guess he got hit with his own sit down air Joseph. From the looks of it you know it's rough.
by I Am The Ferrett July 26, 2020
Lacking any basic skill or ability to make things out of wood. Poor competence in design and craftsmanship. An individuls state of mind who truly does not understand the concept of measure twice and cut once and generally results in a contractor to repair their repair.
You know Joseph it would be much cheaper building it out of wood. I'm not like you Jeremy I can't just build stuff like that. You forget I'm woodtarded.
by I Am The Ferrett February 16, 2022
When your girlfriend is riding your face and she slides back too far causing her ass cheeks to spread open and asshole to leave a brown stained stamp on your chest resembling a gold medallion.
Hey Levi did you get a new piece for your necklace. Nah Joseph, my lady gave me the ol' Italian Medallion.
by I Am The Ferrett February 19, 2019