Australian "commentator" from the loony left whose articles can be found in the Herald Sun, among other newspapers and forums. Her articles generally consist of an initial contention, and then half a page of waffle which somehow blames the Liberal/National Coalition or the US for the problem. Articles often go well beyond the proverbial 'six degrees of separation' before eventually making a vague link.
Jill Singer: There was a tsunami in the Indian Ocean, causing millions of dollars of damage to Thailand, Indonesia, Sri Lanka, etc, and killing thousands. Blah blah blah blah blah. And that's why the tsunami is specifically the fault of George W. Bush.
by Aspirex November 19, 2005
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A retard with the exact height of 5 feet 2 inches.
Hey is that Dru singer over there snorting ranch dressing?
- Yes it is.
Why is he so short?
-Freak accident involving a potato I think.
by SimpleDefine March 13, 2019
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The main character in the Selection Series written by Kiera Cass. She’s a good character but can be annoying sometimes
America Singer is cool and annoying at the same time”
by juliette00 June 22, 2022
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A spill of any liquid or food, especially a large spill that creates a major mess and leaves a stain. A singer spill is usually followed by an expletive spoken very loudly.
Dude, that Exxon Valdez was a friggin' singer spill.
by Not a singer February 28, 2005
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a person whose voice is so hoarse that he is not fit for singing but who likes singing when he is alone at home. Such a person frequently sings when he is taking a bath in his bathroom.
He is no singer. He is just a bathroom singer. Any doubt, eh?
by uttam maharjan January 26, 2010
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a person that only sings when he or she is driving alone
I'm the best car singer in the world whenever I drive back home from Laredo.
by hardhitr3 August 8, 2009
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7 - Vanilla milkshake on monkey at the zoo

6 - Rootbeer float on Steve Hindman's lap

5 - Biting into a jelly donut in front of the Wayne coffe maker, and jelly spirted out all over the carpet in a high velocity stream

4 - Cheesecake spill on general Manager (Sandra Bond's) Lap

3 - Beer spilled on VP (Buyens) at Gino's Steaks

2 - 2/25/05 coffee on the desk accompanied by major cursing

1 - Nacho Cheese dip all over Simosik's carpet.
by Geoff Christ March 1, 2005
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