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Simul by swaggalicioushoee May 20, 2011
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simul sip
when two or more people simultaneously take a sip of their respective drinks, resulting in a silent moment of awkwardness.
As I reached for my cup, I sensed my co-worker was reaching for hers, to avoid the awkwardness of the simul sip, I held the drink in my hand until she finished quaffing.
simul sip by Christine Palau May 17, 2006
simul-tetris
A contracted version of the word "simultaneous" used by announcers of Classic Tetris matches when both players score a tetris, well, simultaneously.
A simul-tetris for Greentea and Joseph; they are on-pace, exactly with each other.
the dude commentating saying stuff like "simul-tetris" i'm dying tho lmao
the dude commentating saying stuff like "simul-tetris" i'm dying tho lmao
simul-tetris by Smartkid123456789 October 24, 2020
Simul-core
Meaningless, except for those "in the know". It means, literally, that someone on this planet or somewhere in the universe, is also listening to the same exact song you're listening to right now, beginning and ending at the same time, simultaneously, whenever you listen to music. A mockery of all the ___-core buzzwords used to hype this or that new band. In short, no one is as special as they'd like to think they are.
Simul-core by scarebear May 9, 2006
Simul-Text
A common occurence that all fast-pace text messengers experience. When in conversation with another, you will send a text before the other has a chance the reply, thus throwing the conversation off track. You will get a text answering a question while you are sending a different text. Thus, simultaneous text messaging.
Bobby: Hey are you picking up the pizza? (6:40)
Bobby: Nevermind I got it. (6:43)
Christine: I thought you had it? (6:43)
Chrisine: Ahh, simul-text
Bobby: Nevermind I got it. (6:43)
Christine: I thought you had it? (6:43)
Chrisine: Ahh, simul-text
Simul-Text by boi-1-da July 6, 2011
simul poop
Girl: “Babe our apartment is so small, and I have to poop.”
Boy: “babe come to the bathroom we can simul poop.”
Boy: “babe come to the bathroom we can simul poop.”
simul poop by GaPeach007 May 4, 2019
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