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1.
hot girl/guy who's a freak in bed but looks normal
Man, I got Simuled last night!
by swaggalicioushoee April 28, 2011
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2.
The act of a single individual farting and burping simultaneously.
Show some presence, man! That fart and burp were only a second a part. They could have been simul.
by blubbo November 06, 2010
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