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Used to suggest that something is particularly easy to comprehend or uncomplicated. Communicates a greater level of simplicity than its antecedent 'simple'.
Often used ironically after an especially convoluted/complex explanation of something.
Coined by Aleksandr Orlov, the meerkat of comparethemeerkat.com fame.
"A comfortable victory for Liverpool at Hull City had seen the Reds climb back to the Premier League summit, but only by virtue of goal difference. Therefore, United knew a point against European-chasing team Tottenham would be enough to send them back to the top. Simples."
- Andy Gray, Sky Sports News
An word used to agree with something or in place of "Okay". Made popular by Russian Meerkat, Aleksandr Orlov from the Compare the Meerkat advert in the UK.
In russian accent: "So you can compare the meerkat, Simples!"
A word first coined by Gnostic Bishop Tau Tia L Douglass in 2007.
Made up from the word SIMian and PeopPLE = Simple
Those whose genes are from simians, mixed with those of first humans to evolve.
Simples are of low intelligence and these make up the vast majority of the human population. They can not think for themselves, they need to be told what to do in all areas of life. They can be caring towards others, or violent depending on up bringing and mix of genes.
Another word for - Sheeple.
A Simple is - A person of low intelligence who can not think for themselves.
Simples - A group of people who can not think for themselves.
The Simples watch the news on TV and believe all of it, without question.
Talking to a Simple about world events, is like talking to a brick wall.