Often mistakenly labelled a band, Simple Plan is the name given to a gigantic pile of French Canadian crap shaped like a band. Occasionally, air is squeezed out of holes in the pile, resulting in a horrible noise with no musical complexity, never more than three chords, and the most complete and utter lack of lyrical depth this side of reality. Fans often say that they are only writing what they know. They don't seem to realise that that is the problem, as upper-middle class preppy teenyboppers don't write good punk lyrics.
Me: Man, if Simple Plan was here right now, I would direct so much hate at them that they would cease to exist. That is how very much I hate them for what they have done to the popular punk scene.
Simple Plan: Hey, Dad, look at me...
Me: Whoa, look! It's Simple Plan! *starts directing hate*
Simple Plan: *doesn't do anything, having simply vanished out of existence from the sheer hatred*
by Simon Way September 24, 2005
srry guys but now i need to puke, simple plan licks my sack, if u want real punk y dont u check out: the clash, sexpistols, germs, ramones, misfits,dead kennedys,the virus, the exploited, the descendents, the casualties,AFI (in the 80's when they wer still on nitro records, now the suck), propagandhi, pennywise, dropkick murphys, black flag and much more..
its a simple plan bluenotes pop punker... how pethetic. I pity children like that
by TheSadistNation August 08, 2005
A band hated by urban dictionary faggots who think they're so brilliant but in reality, they can only write wackass comments and have no life other than that.
Guy 1: I love Simple Plan!
Guy 2: Simple Plan sucks!
Guy 1: Shut up, faggot!
by simpleplanrock October 29, 2011
a band if u can call it that. whines and complains how their life sucks, their job sucks, and their friends suck.
are 26-year old babies who live in beverly hills and complain about how "unfair the world is to THEM" not to
kids in africa, abused kids, or poverty, but cuz they didnt get their psp for christmas. ya. sums it up. simple plan=horrible
worst songs= im just a kid, shut up! (like the exclemation mark makes it "cool", chrsitmas song, or wahtever
SP kids #1: my life sux! i didnt get simple plan tickets
SP kid #2: you didnt?? your life DOES suck
SP kid #1: i know. life hates us.
by **BLAHblahBLAH** January 13, 2008
A French Canadian band made up of 5 members - Pierre, David, Seb, Chuck and Jeff. Well known for there 'whiny' lyrics and haters.

Have a large following of teenage girls, mostly screaming for Pierre - lead singer and David - bassist.
1. Simple Plan suck so much. All they do is whinge about their parents and their life.

2. LyK OmGz I LuV You PieRrE HaVe My BabIesS YoUr SoOO HAWT!!
by Kim777 November 30, 2006
A band that makes me ashamed to become Canadian. Their lead singer sounds like fucking Spongebob and the other band mates were probably taught how to play by Good Charlotte(gay fags). I would like to kick their balls if they had any.
Me: What are you doing after school?
Simple Plan fan: I'm going to a Simple Plan concert.
Me: Why are you wasting your life?
by JustinLL November 10, 2006
While the music itself is not too terrible, the songs are always about how much their life sucks or how much they hate themselves and wish they could die.

Quit trying to be emo and make some meaningful music for once, idiots.
Simple Plan: My life sucks!! WAAHH!! But I got tons of money!! WAAHH!! I can't sing!! And my girlfriend dumped me!! It's all my fault!! WAAHH!! I WISH I COULD DIE!!! WAAAAAAHHH!!
by SomeBadJoke September 06, 2006

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