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A very loving, generous, and all around awesome person who will make you a deliciously healthy cake for your birthday.
I'm losing weight with the Simer cake!
by degartuo March 09, 2015
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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Sexy, fine ass girl with the tightest piss flaps you've ever seen.

Bendy from yoga and firm taco from kegels, this chick is rockin.

Can be a bit of a tongue whore.
If you're about to munch on some tight cootch, and that girl's got some fine pussy, you say, "girl, I want to destroy your fine tight ass simer with my tongue"
by D*unit* February 04, 2010
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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