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8.
a fat boy with big nostrils and comes from a foreign country, with a big ass and an annoying scream. is suspended numerous times and has had threats to be expelled. usually is very fatand not good looking, and is fancied by ugly fat girls.
hi im simeon im fat with big nostrils.
by gokwanegshrujx8c October 01, 2011
 
9.
A fat man at work who buys stripped dress shirts at Walmart and wears tight clothes and keeps ripping them when he bends over.
Look Mom that guy bent over and pulled a Simeon.
by simeonisauglyoldfatman December 18, 2011
 
10.
(V) Used for hairy fart face extremly ugly gay guy who looks like a hobo
'Omw I think my eyes have burnt from the site of simeons face'
by ducklesss:D August 18, 2011
 
11.
the pudgy person who talks a lot of mess and never backs it up. this person also has a timid personality and hangs out with a select few people of their choosing. this person can also be a instigator of many situations if your their friend they probably wont betray you but then again another trait of the Simeon is DRAMA or being DRAMATIC. so pick your Simeons wisely.
{problem creator}Simeon
by number1source May 24, 2011
 
12.
one who shits on peoples chests, mainly panda bears named John, and usually during video games, such as madden and fifa
Simeon: Get shitted on!!

Simeon: would you like me to get you some toilet paper for your chest?

George: hey John, whats that brown stain on your chest?

Simeon: sure you wanna wear that shirt? i would hate to stain it

Chris: i smell shit, where's Simeon?

Simeon: just had some laxatives, im ready for fifa :)
by getshittedon! December 28, 2010
 
13.
Simeon is the name for the dingle berries that hang on butt hair
I have a Simeon hanging from my butt
by buttgokwaninthebin August 25, 2012
 
14.
A common pet name for any abnormally large and unattractive mole usually on the facial area.
-Wow isn't Simeon the ugliest piece of ass you've ever seen?

-Totally!
by uglymoleholeaasoossososososbgf December 17, 2011