An ugly child that lets off farts every two seconds, smells incredibly bad.
Oh, Simeon's farted again. Ew.
by youaresuchaslutx00x0x0e33 December 30, 2011
The underpart of your chin that everyone has. Some may have it bigger than others.
That grandma has a huge wrinkly old Simeon!
by simeonthefatdogg4de3 December 17, 2011
A fat man at work who buys stripped dress shirts at Walmart and wears tight clothes and keeps ripping them when he bends over.
Look Mom that guy bent over and pulled a Simeon.
by simeonisauglyoldfatman December 18, 2011
An awkward deformed mutant that is probably an extremist in his Jewish beliefs, sometimes Simeons are Buddhists, but mostly they believe in brown smelly shit. Mostly stays home all day and plays video games and pretends to be cool. Even if he tries to be good looking by working out, He's still the ugliest guy on the block.
"Ew look at that tryhard over there"

"He's the ugliest thing I have seen in my life"

"He must be a Simeon"
by gokwantootoo October 12, 2011
A Simeon is a insect, usually found in the back garden. The term, Simeon, can also be used be used for a person who is sexually frustrated, and is usually extremely unpopular. To be Simeon, is to be frigid, slow and extremely awkward.
-I saw a guy yesterday, totally Simeonish who was walking down the street, screaming "will you go out with me?!?" to every person he saw!

-What a Simeon!
by simeonfaagoottee44 December 17, 2011
a fat boy with big nostrils and comes from a foreign country, with a big ass and an annoying scream. is suspended numerous times and has had threats to be expelled. usually is very fatand not good looking, and is fancied by ugly fat girls.
hi im simeon im fat with big nostrils.
by gokwanegshrujx8c October 01, 2011
(V) Used for hairy fart face extremly ugly gay guy who looks like a hobo
'Omw I think my eyes have burnt from the site of simeons face'
by ducklesss:D August 18, 2011

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