Simeon is the name for the dingle berries that hang on butt hair
I have a Simeon hanging from my butt
by buttgokwaninthebin August 25, 2012
A common pet name for any abnormally large and unattractive mole usually on the facial area.
-Wow isn't Simeon the ugliest piece of ass you've ever seen?

-Totally!
by uglymoleholeaasoossososososbgf December 17, 2011
a fat boy with big nostrils and comes from a foreign country, with a big ass and an annoying scream. is suspended numerous times and has had threats to be expelled. usually is very fatand not good looking, and is fancied by ugly fat girls.
hi im simeon im fat with big nostrils.
by gokwanegshrujx8c October 01, 2011
To be a Simeon, means to be a wuss.
"OWW DON'T HIT ME!"

"that wasn't even that hard, what a Simeon"
by gikwanee432 August 24, 2012
a young boy who knows nothing, when he thinks he knows everything, is very short & is the same in his pants. not very likely to hook up, because tends to be very nerdy and unsocial. has big dreams for music and youtube videos but unfortunately he will not succeed in that career. he has one best friend/boyfriend/neighbor. his life revolves around texting and doing his hair and the mall. his second best friend is also a nerdy one too (with glasses). Simeon's tend to be world's biggest jerks/backstabbers. not to mention manwhores who think they get some, but haven't quite yet. :)
girl: "heyyyy! nice to meet you!"

Simeon: smiles & *runs for the door* and yells TEXT ME LATER.
by youareamanwhore333 December 17, 2011
A person that talks about himself in a third-person point of view. Plays soccer and sucks really bad at it like the big dick he has in his mouth when he wakes up every morning. He thinks he can beat people up but grappling and screaming stupid catch phrases isn't a form of fighting. Stalks all his friends and makes sure that they pretend to like him in return or else he'll look bad in front of women he will never get with.
Q. Have you seen Simeon? A. No he's probably sucking a dick.
by Numba1gurl October 31, 2014
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