a sketchy-ass ghetto town in southern ontario. also known as skidcoe. downtown features a filthy strip club and is otherwise based on convenience stores, cheap boutiques, thrift stores and cheap pizzerias. uptown is middle-class and quite pleasant. simcoe harbours thousands of jamaican and mexican farm workers during the summer, those of which are desperate impregnate fat women on welfare in order to legally remain in canada.
when in simcoe, do what the homeless do.
by lizardslice February 15, 2011