A typical modern day hipster, usually with hipster clothes, a longboard, and purposeful bedhead. About 6 ft. tall and skinny. Enjoys indie music, and going the the same "The Killers" concert as a man named David.

David: "Hey! Look at that crazy hipster!"
Mark: "Yep, that sure is Cole Sicard."

David: "Hey, Cole Sicard, what's your favourite band?
Cole Sicard: "Modest mouse"

Mr. Weil: "Cole Sicard, practice your pianio"
Cole Sicard: "No, I'm too busy being a hipster.

Cole Sicard by celerystikz May 4, 2010

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Mathieu Sicardi

Mathieu Sicardi is the most amazing french baguette man. He's sweet, funny, smart, compassionate, and totally smoking hot. Mathieu, I've known you for almost 4 months and you always seem to amaze me with something new every day, although I still can't decide if you scare or amaze me. I love you so much and that absolutely terrifies me because I genuinely think you're my soulmate and if I lost you I would lose my whole world. The feeling of being in your arms is unmatched by anything I've ever felt before and when you're holding me I wouldn't want to be anywhere else. I know things are hard right now because of the distance keeping me from you but I can wait to live out all of our dreams together. He also has a microscopic mouse dick. btw I love you more :)

I love Mathieu Sicardi more than he loves me and this proves it.

Mathieu Sicardi by sashagreen68 November 4, 2020

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scardyness

A word Kiera Alfonso made up

It was my fault..my stupid scardyness..

scardyness by tangelo!! August 5, 2010

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IMP Scardy

the greatest mod in impulse

IMP Scardy, you're such a great mod!

IMP Scardy by Scardy September 6, 2020

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