shwank

A shwank is the very precise art of having a shit and a wank at the same time such that you come at both ends at the same time causing you to pass out.

Also known as schwank.

Julian was found in a such a mess on the toilet. He must have had a Shwank

by Jizz_Staines April 1, 2008

shwank

To take a shit and masterbate at the same time.

"hey, I'm bored, and I've got to take a shit. I guess I could just go shwank and kill two birds with one stone"

by Parnell Street Bum December 8, 2007

shwank

to simultanously hang a shit and to wank (masterbate).

fuck yeah do it all the time,lowers your chance of getting prostate cancer by fifty percent,yeah fuck yeah shwanking is the way to go!

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003

shwank

another meaning for "sweet" positive notation

Wow! That is shwank!

by Blythe October 29, 2004

shwank

the easiest way to communicate that you think something is awesome .

that was shwank!!!
Yeah! that was so cool my balls switched places!!!!

by reallywhite May 7, 2011

shwank

The act of masterbation whilst in the shower.
Shwank, shwanking.
Wanking in the shower

Tom: Hey Lewy, you look really refreshed today!
Lewy: Yeah man, just had a shwank, felt so good.
Will: Wtf is a shwank bro?
Lewy: When you have a wank in the shower!
Will: Mad!

by Larry O'Fresh May 9, 2011

shwank

the conjunction of she-wank.
ie female masturbation

i'm off for a shwank.

by NeoSpoone March 27, 2007