Shwag

1) weak or impotent cannabis or dirt weed; 2)something of exceptionally poor or low quality which is generally looked down upon.

1) Tom refuses to buy or smoke schwag weed - he only likes kind bud.

2) The people joked that Tom has a schwag car, but little do they know he is planning on buying a new Audi next week.

by spo jboovdfmmj May 28, 2004

Shwag

Mediocre Pot.

I spent less and got scwhag, could have spent more and got dank.

by Mike January 13, 2003

Shwag

advertising that stays, ie. t-shirts, coffee cups, pens, lighters, ball caps, bumper stickers, etc.

Yeah, I went to the car show and came home with a whole lot of schwag in a bag.

by schwag-girl March 04, 2004

Shwag

SHit We All Got.
Normally free pot that you only use when you are fiending.

They dealer just gave me some free shwag.

by A Fellow Stoner August 28, 2004

Shwag

How Sean Connery pronounces the word "swag".

James Bond has a lot of Shwag.

by RS1200 March 22, 2016

Shwag

1. dirt-boor bud.
2. term denoting that a thing or person is lame/offensive.

1. "Sorry man, all I got is shwag."
2. "Dude, that guy is such a fucking shwag hippie."

by 2day September 23, 2005

Shwag

a less expensive and less potential type of weed also known as dirt weed..

1. " i dont have enough money for all of us, lets buy some shwag.."

by Arch Enemy April 24, 2006