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A person who thinks they have high grade marijuana, and doesn't. Either because of an unsophisticated palate or very low drug addict standards.
Lets head up to Denver, shwaggots have Littleton dry as a mouth.
by robotlegcommando March 23, 2009
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Someone who is sub-par or not cool. Someone who sux0rz, a bogart.
Drew Carlson is such a shwaggot!
by Ben Atkins February 29, 2004
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A cross between maggot and shonkers.

Usually involves being extremely fucked up beyond all point of being able to identify reality.
When most are shwaggot, they are more likely to to fall over, vomit and be annoying and funny at the same time.
You were so shwaggot... you peed in a front garden.
by mr. ldvnqejnqe November 05, 2011
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