6 definitions by CANYOUREADTHISYESYOUCAN

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what you do everyday
a: what are you eating
b: nothin
c: im hungry
a: stfu
b: ima go to mcdonalds
by CANYOUREADTHISYESYOUCAN October 21, 2011

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ep
short for episode, usually used when talking about tv shows
youtube commenter: which ep is this?
video owner: S1E1 (season 1 episode 1)

I'm gonna wait for the season 10 ep 15 but before that I must watch episode 14 before that...

I'm watching family guy season1 ep 19
by CANYOUREADTHISYESYOUCAN October 16, 2011

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1. something that has leaves over it, smaller than a tree, and something you can hide in. usually found in parks
2. a US president

BUSH (repeat same page button)
1. I'm going to hide in a bush
2. Bush was a US president
by CANYOUREADTHISYESYOUCAN November 05, 2011

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To ruin a hipster quote involving hearts that are used by "love".
Annoying girl: Touch her heart, not her body.
Guy: I believe the human heart is part of the body.
Annoying girl: Yes.. but -
Guy: and how the fuck are you gonna do that? Grab a knife and stab through her just to touch the fucking thing?
Annoying girl: Damn, you are good at making ruined heart quotes...
by CANYOUREADTHISYESYOUCAN July 12, 2012

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something you say to not swear or nearly did swear
teacher: (blames peter for not doing his homework)
peter: shut.. (about to swear to teacher but doesn't want to) the front door
teacher: dude shut the hell up

guy in store: yo

peter:shut the front door
by CANYOUREADTHISYESYOUCAN October 10, 2011

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BFF
Big fat f*cker
2 girls: we're Bff's (bestfriendsforever)
2 guys: haaha big fat f*cker!!
by CANYOUREADTHISYESYOUCAN October 16, 2011

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