Shrimpturd 

The occasional, yet surprisingly tasty, solidified piece of feces that gets sucked up in the act of shrimping/and or felching.

Dude, I was shrimping your mom last night and I ate a shrimpturd. Tasted like chicken; could you ask her to eat McDonald's next time?

Shrimpturd by Rodeo Cowboy October 21, 2009

Shrimptard 

A very small person. another word for "midget".

"Hey shrimptard!!! Why don't you grow a little?"

Shrimptard by 1234heyhey October 11, 2009

shrimptuition 

An intuitive understanding regarding the proper cooking time of shrimp.

"Jennifer, this recipe says to cook the shrimp for 17 minutes, then add chicken, then cook for another 5. My shrimptuition knows that can't be right."

shrimptuition by WordsWineFriends November 18, 2018

Shrimptard

a really hard person

you're being such a shrimptard right now.

Shrimptard by Wayne10101203 March 5, 2026