A female erection "Sherection" which can be shortened to a Shrek On. This can happen when the clitoris is stimulated and full of blood, which makes it erect. This is similar to the male equivalent but naturally a little more discreet.

This would be subsequent to the term "fanny flutter"
Rachel said to Garry whilst in the throws of passion "I've got a massive Shrek on"

(Good looking guy walks past)
Rachel: He just gave me a " Shrek On"
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An ogre Lord who believes onions have layers. Fuck Farquard and his shitty bowl haircut cos Shrek is better m8. After watching Shrek you get the feeling to 'Shrek yourself or wreck yourself. Chose wisely.
'This my swamp' - wise words from our beloved Shrek
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Shrek is love Shrek is life.
I wouldn't talk crap about our lord like that.
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The HOTTEST thing to ever arrive on earth. He was the maker of the infinity gauntlet, universe, and is even the father of the demi-god Thanos. He is the most powerful god in the universe
¨Have you worshiped Shrek today
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Shrek is what I get up in the morning for, shek is love, shrek is life.
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