Shpoop 

— n

1. The viscous combination of frothy fecal matter and anal lube produced by particularly vigorous acts of anal sex.

2. Rothfuss.

Bill Clinton has a notorious fetish for the frothy shpoop produced by Monica Lewinski.

Shpoop by McSnootatron March 6, 2011

Shpoop 

Originating from the words Shit and Poop Shpoop can be used as an alternative to cursing. However the word has evolved into a more descriptive word for someone who is being a shit / poop or someone you care deeply about making them your Shpoopy.

Oh Taylor you Shpoop

or

Taylor's my Shpoopy

Shpoop by Jakeelew January 29, 2020

shpoop 

A word used by the united (yet scattered) pot smokers to take the place of a "hit" of marijuanna. It can also be said as "shpoppers" for poppers (weed+tobacco), "shbong" as in a bong, or to take the place of any word at all.

1. Matt greened after he hit that shpoop.
Translation: Matt puked after he took that pail.

2. Brody brews dirty shpoops
Translation: Brody brews creamy pails

3. Brandon shpooped a ginger.
Translation: Brandon fucked a ginger.

4. Brad shpoops hard on pails
Translation: Brad trips out hard while under the influence

shpoop by dirtybong June 18, 2010

Shpoop 

A type of bowel movement that causes the shpooper immeasurable physical and emotional trauma. A day ruiner.

"Oh man, I just shpooped all over"
"Do you need to go lay down on your stomach?"

"Do you want to go eat?"
"No, I shpooped a few hours ago and I'm just exhausted"

"Nick just broke up with his girlfriend, should we go help him?"
"Naw man, Jake is shpooping his pants and i think i saw blood, he needs our help!"

"I just shpooped."
"Let me get you a hemorrhoid pillow and a box of crayons."

Shpoop by Technolo-J February 15, 2010

Shpoop 

Shpoop (Sh-poop)
This word is used to interupt a friend or acquaintances story or conversation. This can be considered a "Dick-Head" move so use with caution and to increase effect procede to walk away immediately after stating the word.

-person A-Dude guess what, today I went to the store and I bought...
-person B-SHPOOP!!!
-person A-Wait what.

Shpoop by Adrian Ogden July 9, 2010

Shpoop 

1.) a word used to describe an unfortunate situation
2.) an insult

1.) "Wow, I did not study for our math exam today"

" Dude, you are so shpooped"
2.) "Man, you really piss me off"

" Shut up dude, you're such a piece of shpoop"

Shpoop by Mr.Shpoop April 28, 2010

shpoop 

When you say "sh- poop" but faster

Holy shpoop

shpoop by TDude53 May 31, 2021