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— n

1. A peddler of viscous liquids; a journeyman in the dissemination of bodily fliuds (semen, vaginal secretions, diarrhea, and especially, shpoop).

2. The raper of stray cats.
My neighborhood Rothfuss has let his proclivity towards forced beastiality supplant his industrious leanings! I can't even get a gallon of shpoop these days, and the curb is littered with dead cats!
by McSnootatron February 19, 2011

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