Shorthand Typing

When people who are using a full qwerty keyboard are too lazy to type all the letters in a word. Commonly used in emails, forums, blogs and text messages.

I can never understand why people use Shorthand Typing like this:
'plz' instead of please; 'jst' instead of just; 'cuz' instead of because; 'dat' instead of that, and so on.

by Alexis-Relationship Terrorist June 30, 2009

internet shorthand

Def: the way lazy people type for IMs, texting, email, and other forms of cryptic writing

I just rather call it that because not everyone is 31337

I feel like no one respects the English language anymore, just by using internet shorthand like: omg, wtf, n00b, lol, srsly stfu, ttyl, etc.

by Sway- September 27, 2007

Ha Shorthand

Ha shorthand is a method for conveying different discrete magnitudes of amusement or laughter. It is derived from haha, and can be communicated with only 3 characters.

1Ha == Ha
2Ha == Haha
3Ha ==Hahaha
Etc..

Pablo Escobar: Knock Knock.
El Chapo: Who’s there?
Pablo Escobar: Mustache.
El Chapo: Mustache who?
Pablo Escobar: I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
El Chapo: 4ha
Pablo Escobar: Great use of ha shorthand!

by sml12 June 1, 2018

AOL shorthand

A series of shortened down words. Includes:

- LOL
- u
- 2
- g2g/gtg
- bcuz

and such.

Often looked down upon as it doesn't look very smart.

"Cut the AOL shorthand, dumbass."
"wuts aol shorthand? also im not a dumbass u are"

by dj_gs68 December 7, 2003

Verbal shorthand

The language used by drunken people when they wish to communicate with the sober. In order to understand verbal shorthand, one needs to also be drunk. While traditionslly applied to the drunk, "verbal shorthand" can also be used to describe the communication efforts of persons affected by other mind-altering substances in addition to alcohol.

My husband rang me from the pub, but I couldn't understand him because he was talking verbal shorthand.

by austbeacon May 4, 2013

Verbal shorthand

Verbal shorthand is shortening a word or two so that it is easier and faster to say

Ling room is verbal shorthand for.living room when spoken.

by Jw rules January 12, 2018

executive shorthand

Executive shorthand (ES): RNAs proprietary system of making characters the words they sound like in writing.
A
I
O - owe, oh
E
U = you
Y = why, wye
B = Be
C = see, sea, or si (Spanish for yes)
D
F
G
J = jay
L = ell, el (Spanish male the)
M = em. Eminem
P = pee
Q = question
R = are, our
S = es (Spanish for is)
T = tee
V = vee
W = Washington, D.C.
X = ex
Z = zilch
$ = cash app
@ = other money transfer app
101001000 = ten one hundred one thousand (sw us gang)
1st = first amendment, freedom of speech under Constitution of United States 1789.
- Rob Alm
- Call me at 619-997-2233 XO PE

I can read in executive shorthand - can U ?

by Rob Matrix August 4, 2019