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Shortall's 

Also known as puffy eyes, bags/suitcases (size dependant).
Can be caused by lack of sleep or continuous contact with ex-military gay lords. Another common cause is over stretching for either pedals or looking above the steerin wheel of a car whilst driving.

Can be reduced by the use of a booster seat.
Bloody hell! look at the Shortall's on him!

Baggage handling druid's got one massive set of Shortall's on him!
Shortall's by Willy Shefot April 17, 2011
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51 Shortfalls 

An infusion of sounds, lyrics and presence that will haunt your wet dreams for decades.
Her body still danced to the echoing beats in her brain, her ears twitched craving more, and her panties were wetter than niagra.. It was clear she had been to 51 Shortfalls. eargasm genius fantasmic
51 Shortfalls by zombietesla26 November 10, 2010
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shortfall 

the quantity or extent by which something falls short; deficiency; shortage
This school is a shortfall
shortfall by irishrepublicanarmy January 2, 2004

shortball 

This phrase comes from cricket terminology. In cricket, a shortball is a fast, rising delivery that causes discomfort to the batsman, and can sometimes result in an injury from being struck by the ball.

In social situations, a short ball can be most loosely defined as anything that causes annoyance, discomfort, or rejection.

Sometimes, when saying "Shortball!', people use an accompanying hand action as if to fend the ball away from their chin, similar to a batsman in cricket. Experienced shortballers sometimes only perform the hand action without saying the word, or just abbreviate the phrase to "Short!"
1: "Hey mate, are you coming to the pub tonight?"
2: "No mate, I have to watch some paint dry at my house"
1: "Shortball there"

1: "Dude, I got locked outside and had to sleep in the snow!"
2: "Shortball there"

1: "So I got back to her place, and she just wanted to watch movies and talk about feelings!"
2: "Shortball"
shortball by hammo1405 March 4, 2011

shortball 

1) A short pass of a rugby ball
2) To give an object to someone else
3) To depart or go somewhere
4) To play something by ear
5) A general manly expression often pronounced "ughhhh"
"Shortball the T-sauce"
"Shall we shortball to the pub?"
"Just shortball it"
"Im going to shortball a doz"
shortball by Ashwath July 14, 2006
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026