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Shoe Pimp 

A shoe pimp is someone that has A TON of shoes, keeps them crisp and clean, cleans them after wearing them, stores them in their original boxes, and enjoys wearing rare and classic gems (and absolutely DOES NOT let people 'borrow' them).
Yo! Did you hear how many shoes A-a-ron owns? He's a Shoe Pimp!

Hey, dude, I've never seen you wear the same pair of shoes twice! You must be a Shoe Pimp.
Shoe Pimp by El Dizzle VIII, Jr. February 10, 2017
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Shoe Pimp 

Someone (usually a girl) who whores out their shoes. They have let so many people use their shoes that they aren't even sure how many they have been with. Usually not whored out for money, but traded for favors or other articles of clothing.
"I asked Monica if I could borrow her pair of purple heels but she was such a shoe pimp about it and I have to wash her car tomorrow"

"Kristyn was being a shoe pimp today, now I have her flats but she took my favorite sweater.
Shoe Pimp by LessOffensive October 9, 2009

Tennis Shoe Pimp

A person who doesn't have a vehicle; someone who is always walking
Bruh, when you gonna get yourself a car and quit being a tennis shoe pimp?
Tennis Shoe Pimp by Joeweezy25 March 15, 2011

Tennis Shoe Pimp

A person, usually male, under 30, who supervises sex workers and who is heavily under the influence of Hip Hop (rap) and urban culture.
That tennis shoe pimp there just brought a new hoe to the trap.
Tennis Shoe Pimp by flatland_diva November 17, 2015