LessOffensive's definitions
Someone (usually a girl) who whores out their shoes. They have let so many people use their shoes that they aren't even sure how many they have been with. Usually not whored out for money, but traded for favors or other articles of clothing.
"I asked Monica if I could borrow her pair of purple heels but she was such a shoe pimp about it and I have to wash her car tomorrow"
"Kristyn was being a shoe pimp today, now I have her flats but she took my favorite sweater.
"Kristyn was being a shoe pimp today, now I have her flats but she took my favorite sweater.
by LessOffensive October 9, 2009
Get the Shoe Pimpmug. "Aww dude, I totally unleashed a jizzicane last night, I hadn't masturbated in a while and this girl was sexting me, I swear it took me the rest of the night to find all the cum."
by LessOffensive March 3, 2010
Get the Jizzicanemug. Someone who is just absolutely terrible at wheeling, somehow they usually still get hot girls with just the worst pick-up lines and topics of conversation - 99.99 % of the time the girls they pick up are pants-on-head retarded though
Just listen to what Jordan is saying to Amanda, wtf .. his broken wheels make it such a painful conversation and I bet he is going to hookup with her at a party this weekend
by LessOffensive March 14, 2011
Get the Broken Wheelsmug. Someone who wears a blue v-neck and red phillies hat everytime he wants to pick up girls, he will do a back flip to get her number and he is the best..
"stop being such a THW, an we all know Nikki is a 10
"stop being such a THW, an we all know Nikki is a 10
by LessOffensive December 3, 2010
Get the THWmug. Hey Matt you took a long time in the washroom, were you tampering with your release valve or something?
Friend 1:What took you so long to get here?
Friend 2: Sorry, I was stressed after a long day of work and, don't tell anyone but I had to pull my Pressure Release Valve
Friend 1:What took you so long to get here?
Friend 2: Sorry, I was stressed after a long day of work and, don't tell anyone but I had to pull my Pressure Release Valve
by LessOffensive September 20, 2009
Get the Pressure Release Valvemug. More intense rofl, in the same regards that lmfao is more intense than lmao - Low Fat Rofl Mayo is the more intense version of rofl or roflcopter/roflmayonnaise.
Usually used in reflection of a funny event.
Usually used in reflection of a funny event.
Aww that time Alex got hit in the face with the basketball after he tripped I totally Low Fat Rofl Mayo'd.
by LessOffensive February 11, 2010
Get the Low Fat Rofl Mayomug. I am failing math cause this dirty kid sitting in front of me has terrible nacne and I can't stop staring.
by LessOffensive February 11, 2010
Get the Nacnemug.