When noobs playing Call of Duty (Modern Warfare 2) set up a bitch class with lightweight, marathon and comando pro then pull out a care package but don't throw it, they sprint around at x2 faster speeds knifing everyone with their tac knife.
Alternative name for penis, usually used amongst males or as a joke.
Hey Matt you took a long time in the washroom, were you tampering with your release valve
Friend 1:What took you so long to get here?
Friend 2: Sorry, I was stressed after a long day of work and, don't tell anyone but I had to pull my Pressure Release Valve
Jizz + Hurricane = Jizzicane
A crazy jizz storm, jizzing everywhere and on stuff you didn't mean to.
"Aww dude, I totally unleashed a jizzicane
last night, I hadn't masturbated in a while and this girl was sexting me, I swear it took me the rest of the night to find all the cum."
Someone that tries really, really hard. "Try Hard Walsh"
Someone who wears a blue v-neck and red phillies hat everytime he wants to pick up girls, he will do a back flip to get her number and he is the best..
"stop being such a THW, an we all know Nikki is a 10
Someone (usually a girl) who whores out their shoes. They have let so many people use their shoes that they aren't even sure how many they have been with. Usually not whored out for money, but traded for favors or other articles of clothing.
"I asked Monica if I could borrow her pair of purple heels but she was such a shoe pimp
about it and I have to wash her car tomorrow"
"Kristyn was being a shoe pimp
today, now I have her flats but she took my favorite sweater.
Someone who is just absolutely terrible at wheeling, somehow they usually still get hot girls with just the worst pick-up lines and topics of conversation - 99.99 % of the time the girls they pick up are pants-on-head retarded though
Just listen to what Jordan is saying to Amanda, wtf .. his broken wheels
make it such a painful conversation and I bet he is going to hookup with her at a party this weekend
More intense rofl, in the same regards that lmfao is more intense than lmao - Low Fat Rofl Mayo
is the more intense version of rofl or roflcopter/roflmayonnaise.
Usually used in reflection of a funny event.
Aww that time Alex got hit in the face with the basketball after he tripped I totally Low Fat Rofl Mayo