shocktail

A cocktail drank in the shower. Often done in the interest of time efficiency, or just because its awesome

Friend 1: Yo should we shower or pregame? we don't have time to do both

Friend 2: Lets shocktail it

Friend 1: Lets

shocktail by bluekeylargo August 19, 2010

Sicktoids 

Being extremely gross. Something so nasty and repulsive that sick or grotty does not justify it.

Person 1: Hey look at this steaming dump I just took!

Person2: Sicktoids! I am going to barf!

Sicktoids by Catamountlam November 17, 2011

Shocktopus 

Interlocking your fingers (pinky-pointer) to form an eight fingered tenticle like sex torpedo. Moving your fingers with the grace of an octopus, you enter the vagina leaving the two remaining thumbs free to enter the ass or tickle the vaganus.

With a dick like skeletor, the shocktopus saved my marriage.

Shocktopus by Tyler S. Bryant February 3, 2012

Spacktoid 

A human being who is lacking in certain social qualities due to excessive time spent inside playing, amongst other computer games, world of Warcraft.

SMG: Look at those employees at the new Domino's.
SPH: Yep they're Spacktoids alright.

Spacktoid by Stu_G March 29, 2010

Shocktail

A shocktail is a clear beverage in a glass, discovered the morning after a hell bender. You assume it the the glass of water you partially drank before passing out. However to your taste buds horror, it is the melted cocktail of last night. That Vodka taste jerks you to attention, and you teeter on the precipice of projectile vomiting or passing out.

David rolled over in bed, asked his girl to hand him his water, unfortunately she handed him a shocktail and he has never fully recovered.... Sadly.

Shocktail by 86Futzer July 29, 2011

Shockpoint 

An event or point in time where, after much doubt and adversary, one accomplishes everything he had set his mind to against all odds.

The shockpoint in his life was when he completed the marathon, even after being told he would never walk again a year beforehand.

Shockpoint by Radical Bandit February 12, 2019

Shocktoberfest 

the act of performing the shocker while drinking a beer and munching a bratwurst

"Dude, lastnight i pulled off the shocktoberfest on heidi,
didnt spill my beer but got brat on her ass!"

Shocktoberfest by dr fupa December 12, 2007