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shmouse; shmousie 

A small or short mouse-like animal.

Someone who is very quiet and withdrawn and seems to blend into the woodwork.

Can be used as an endearing phrase or a put-down, depending on the inflection.
1) I love my little shmousie sized cat; she fits on my lap just perfectly.

2) That shmouse over by the bar better not ask me to dance, 'cause I'll just laugh in his face.
shmouse; shmousie by Shmouse May 21, 2005
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Shmoosie Pop

A weird person whom you still harbor respect for
person 1: He's such a weird person
person 2: Yea, but he's nice, he's a real shmoosie pop
Shmoosie Pop by greaterthan9 November 6, 2011
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Shmopsie 

Originally coined by two teenagers after they decided they needed to make up a word that accurately described them, Shmopsie is the epitome of awesome. Shmospie represents everything that is awesome, stellar, outstanding, cool, and fantastic and surpasses all of those things in every way.
Wow, this book sure is shmopsie!

Pronounced: shhh-mop-sea
Shmopsie by Caveman-Joe November 14, 2010

shmousle 

An alternative name for the word 'rape' as it is frequently overused.
Ted: Yo that girl is ripe, lets rape her.

Orpheus: Yo ted, you know no one uses that word, we're gonna shmousle her dudde.

Ted: I'm down dogg, lets get at it
shmousle by Shmousle_King September 10, 2010
An animal or pet that is smaller than the standard size; a loving pet that is small and snuggly.
After me and the shmouse hit the beach for a game of Frisbee, we went home and shnuggled.
shmouse by Cherry Nelsonic May 21, 2005

shmoused 

To be loved up; to have your shmouse with you and be shnuggly with him/her.
I laid my tired body down on the sofa and was SHMOUSED by the cat.

I love my little Shmousie
Shmousie's what I love to eat
Bite theys little heads off
Nibble on theys tiny feet.
shmoused by Cherry Nelsonic May 23, 2005
To consume something ; usually referring to marijuana.
A - "Dude, you down to shmouse today?"
B - "Can't dude, I gotta drug test tomorrow."

A - "Let's chill today. We'll shmouse than go pick some bitches up."
B - "No doubt, you want me to cop the bud?"
Shmouse by Jay Mattyass October 28, 2009