Shmooping

The act of ditching the bros/gals to talk, text, face time or hang out with a potential or current love interest.
(Shmoop, shmooped, shmoopin)

Dude, he was totally shmooping with that girl last night when we were at the bar

by Dudes23 May 03, 2018

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When you are about to fail a quiz and need notes to study last minute

Dude I was shmooping so hard list night

by Roly69 April 03, 2017

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Shmooped

When someone smokes a joint or blunt, becoming slothful having nothing better to do afterwards.

San Francisco slang.

Johnny: Man, I am shmooped!

Melvin: We have to go do something we’re hella lazy.

Johnny: Another round?

Melvin: Hell yeah. I’m not shmooped yet.

by cousinfelipe August 08, 2019

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a website that summarizes and analyzes books for lazy students who really dont want to do it themselves

dude, i really dont understand this book at all.
shmoop it.

by kdepasquo137 August 27, 2013

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an adjective used to describe something gross and foul and bad

by shmoopypants April 19, 2022

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the act of reading a summary of text off of the internet

Did u shmoop the english homework last night.
or
Everyone be quiet I am shmooping.

by TheAmbassador April 05, 2013

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term of endearment or pet name between annoying lovers who constantly PDA

does shmoopie want tuna-woonie?
aww. shmoopie.

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