A horrible driver. Some asshole who pulls a dick move when driving ie: " That fucking Shmohawk just cut me off." You fucking shmohawk.
As desribed in season 6 of curb your enthusiasm by Larry David and Larry's father. I think it might be jewish or hebrew or something. Rent that shit, its fucking funny. A shmohawk does not know how to drive.
by idiotech66 January 9, 2008
by Steviedee January 16, 2004
by L. David January 22, 2009
When a person makes an absolutely outlandish decision, and after some time, that decision comes back to haunt them even more.
Marian Hossa turned down a 7 year $48 million dollar contract from the Penguins to play for the Red Wings last Fall, and instead signed a 1-year $7.8 million dollar contract with the Red Wings in order to have a better chance at winning the Stanley Cup. Last week, the Penguins beat the Red Wings in the Finals and the Shmohawk got to watch his teammates celebrate without him.
by LakeForestWASP June 17, 2009