3 definitions by LakeForestWASP
The confused, paranoid, and often guilty look found upon the face of a person who has just ingested a significant amount of marijuana.
Upon entering the living room of his fraternity house, the kid's obvious turkey face tipped off the rest of the group that he had been indulging in bong hits while upstairs in his bedroom.
by LakeForestWASP March 27, 2012
The cone-like shape of overgrown female pubic hair that forms over the vagina after failing to maintain female muff
As she finally proceeded to remove her panties, Doug was utterly astounded by the low-hanging muff cone forming over his hot date's cooter
by LakeForestWASP August 28, 2012
When a person makes an absolutely outlandish decision, and after some time, that decision comes back to haunt them even more.
Marian Hossa turned down a 7 year $48 million dollar contract from the Penguins to play for the Red Wings last Fall, and instead signed a 1-year $7.8 million dollar contract with the Red Wings in order to have a better chance at winning the Stanley Cup. Last week, the Penguins beat the Red Wings in the Finals and the Shmohawk got to watch his teammates celebrate without him.
by LakeForestWASP June 17, 2009